I ate my bug friend and I'm afraid he took it personally.

I was play ing with my friend (who was a bee) on the patio, and then after a while he stopped moving.  I was bored by this, so I ate him.  He was a little crispy--which was interesting-- but I swear I tasted resentment as I was chewing him, which was a real bummer as it's a little difficult to enjoy a snack when you know it's mad at you.  I'm worried he took the gesture the wrong way.  I was just bored, it's not like I didn't think he was a good guy.

 

Comments

[Kendra]

Dear Walter,

If your bee friend stopped moving, it's possible that he reached the end of his bee life and died before you ate him. If that's the case, that would explain the mouthfeel of resentment. But since you ate him, the happy part of his bee spirit will buzz on inside you. I hope this makes you feel better, and not creeped out.

Love,
Kendra